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dave — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:16:00 +0000

Teaser For The Second Drunk Vlog: Turkey Shoot

dave — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:28:53 +0000

The three no talent ass clowns are back for their second drunk night at the movies. This time we take on the 1982 ozsploitation Turkey Shoot. As you can see from the teaser it turns into well…a whole lot of tomfoolery. Check back Wednesday July 15th for the full video. And yes I did steal the idea for the trailer for the Bruno trailer, which they stole from many films before it. Oh, and everything is funnier with Benny Hill’s theme music.

Outtake # 3 : Sam’s Awful Bleached Hair.

dave — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:33:29 +0000

It’s the final outtake from out Drunk vlog. Sam wanders in and gets berated for the duration of the evening. No one was harmed. Except Sam’s feelings.
But after looking at his hair you’ll agree…he deserved it.

Drunk Dudes Playing Swords: Drunk Vlog Outtake

dave — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:18:29 +0000

Just another short outtake from our “Against the Drunk” Vlog. In this one we attempt to cut full 2 liter bottles of soda in half with a broad sword. Note to self, hide all weapons in the apartment before we shoot Drunk Vlog #2.

* The song at the end is Boris’ Damaged 3 of their Split EP Damaged. Love it.

Against the Drunk: NSFW

dave — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:05:38 +0000

Against the Drunk is our first attempt at a drunken movie review and commentary. It’s a bit chaotic and a little incoherent but stick with it they’ll get better as time goes by. This weeks movie is Steven Seagal’s Against The Dark. The movie takes place in the not too distant future where the world has been ravaged by a virus that turns people into vampire/zombies. Seagal plays a government sanctioned “hunter” who leads a team to clear out the worst infected areas. When he stumbles upon a group of survivors in a run down hospital they discover that the infected may be “evolving” and things could be worse than they seem. I promise the movie is actually much worse than it sounds.
Thanks to Matt Patton for the new intro and swinging by to shoot this damn thing. We had a blast.
Enjoy the drunken morons below, but remember it’s NSFW.

* I have more outtakes to post soon as well. One of which includes my roomie Sam wander into the Vlog half naked, drunk and with partially bleached hair. He didn’t realize we were shooting a blog

Why Blake Should Be Set On Fire

dave — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:31:32 +0000

Just a quick outtake from the Drunk Vlog that we’re not quite done editing. We turn pain into magic. Magical pain!

Movies That Don’t Suck: Volume 4 ( And a brief review of Push)

dave — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:25:07 +0000

*This weeks tune is “I Hope I Become A Ghost” by The Deadly Syndrome off their album The Ortolan. Buy that shit son.
** This weeks Vlog also includes a brief review of Paul McGuigan’s Push.
*** The song goes on for about a minute after the video finishes. Listen to it fools.

Movies That Don’t Suck: Volume 3

dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 19:47:33 +0000

Yes, that’s right, we still need a new name for the vlog! Help me out. If you’re wondering why I look a bit haggard besides having a cold, thanks to the continually changing weather here in the D.C. area, I also stayed up until 4:30 am watching movies. The song at the end of the video blog this week is “Girl O’Clock” off The Dismemberment Plan’s Emergency and I. Buy it. It’s good for your soul.

*Peter Greene was in 3 of the 90′s best films, Clean Shaven, The Usual Suspects, and Pulp Fiction. That’s pretty solid.
**When I say continually changing I mean it’s 54 degrees today and tomorrow night it’s supposed to be 7 degrees. Yes, you read that right.

Movies that don’t Suck: Vol. 1

dave — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:18:55 +0000

*The totally unnecessary music in the opening is Daughters “Jones From Indiana” off their album Canada Songs
**The new header is still not up but hopefully will be by Monday