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Want to Co-Produce Uwe Boll’s Next Film?


Apparently director Uwe Boll is having a hard time finding money for his next film Blackout. So he’s offering all of us the chance to throw in just 50 dollars to be credited as a Co-Producer on the film! Boll describes Blackout as a terrorist thriller. The film currently has no stars attached, but that’s no reason not to invest! Get out your fucking checkbook! Enjoy the video below where Boll himself assures you that he’s not as talentless as that cock Michael Bay.

Head on over the films official website HERE, for more info and hilarity.

*If anyone starts a Pro Uwe Boll petition they should be punched in the throat immediately.

4 Responses to “Want to Co-Produce Uwe Boll’s Next Film?”

  1.  Heather Says:

    “I am ze only genius in ze whole fucking business.”

    Wow. Just wow.

  2.  autotown Says:

    GET OUT YOUR FUCKING CHECKBOOK!!!!!!!!!

  3.  Erik Giberti Says:

    I love his modesty

  4.  stilettoninja Says:

    Flashes of… unpleasant… memories… smell of toasty flesh…

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